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Location: london
Job: Child care
i have changed my name legally to british nanny
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Flash Reviews: 10
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10 Reviews | 1 w/ Response
"stumbled on this on another site..."
controls are sweet though i think going off road kills the speed a bit too much. its tragic this has fallen through the cracks on ng - submitted it to driving collection, good luck with that.
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imaginative baddies and very cool wind effects. it bugged out on me last level though and i fell like forever and ever until the music started to do my head in and i had to restart the window.
sweet game save too
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only suggestion is that maybe the gun should sink down again if you're doing well. once you've messed up a couple of times the big numbers own you pretty quick. otherwise its genius
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but this is pretty sweet. nice variety of enemy behaviour, especially the pesky feckers with forward shields - nice touch!
i also can't get past lv15-ish...
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loved the sounds and pop-up stuff, so cool.
would like to see more flying cattle and lightning strikes but this is already the most mental game ever!!
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"i agree, best flash game anywhere"
its like browser-based crack
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"Dude, is that your sweater at the end?"
Man, that's some skanky knitwear. Otherwise this was great - the triceratops intro, the cat, the reflections, the whole radio thing, the winged chick with the chapped thighs, it all worked for me. Original and stylish, my friend, UNLIKE YOUR CHRISTMAS SWEATER!!!!
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lol
Well it was popular in 1985.
You British are so prissy.
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(IMHO) but this was v cool anyway. the animation was awesome, spesh the bullet time and walking robot. and the pups on the starjump betty. Make more - Maybe you could do one about a game that doesn't love the cock?? ;)
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The music rocked and the message got me here, in my heart, dude: Just cos we're all trying to kill each other and all, it doesn't mean we can't be supportive and nurturing to the newbs too - it don't make you queer right?
More of this.
BTW it looks like you cut out the gifs wth garden shears:)
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this is classy and slick and all but i played it for 30 mins and never even got to first base, that little fucking tease. well fuck you, you jail-bait cyber WHORE.
so then i read the reviews for tips and i find out it's actually *impossible* to do the nasty. WTF dude? so i had to mark you down on Style amigo. you've totally wasted my time here...
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